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This page is composed entirely of distubing things I have found on the web.
I found all of this stuff while searching the web. For the record, I did not seek out any of these oddities. I was a victim of chance. You have been warned.
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Because dead is better...
So says the entry page to Living Dead Dolls, Inc. These are the two most disturbing dolls, aptly named "Died" and "Doom". Now tell me you can't imagine them coming to life in the night, sitting at the foot of your bed, watching you sleep... |
Yes, that is exactly what you think it is...
It's a purse made out of a bull scrotum. This was actually auctioned off in September of 1999. I wonder what the final bid was. It looks very roomy.
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Yes...
I'm going to let this one speak for itself. |
But, Mom, all the cool kids are doing it...
I'm sure, to the right people, this could be incredibly offensive.
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The Vulva Puppet...
Yes, it's a vulva. For the low, low price of only two hundred dollars, you too can have your very own vulva from Baubo's World. They come in about 10 different color/fabric combinations, and each one is named after a goddess. This is Bast, named after the Egyptian goddess of cats, magic, joy, and humor. I don't know about you, but this is going on my Christmas list. |
Makes you proud to be a North Carolinian, doesn't it...
God is always watching, which must be blatanly obvious to the residents of Murphy, NC. This 300-ft rendering of the 10 Commandments spans a mountainside and is meant to be seen by passengers on passing aircraft.
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Weenies...
It's Ice Pube the Polar Bear, only twenty dollars from the Erection Collection. There's more, too - from Pepe the Pig to Ding-a-Ling-Ling the Giant Panda. Check out the rhyme. The beanie baby rhymes are never that creative. |
Yummy...
This appetizing photo is from the image gallery at HairyTongue.com, a site devoted almost entirely to pics of people vomitting. Note the assortment of nudey pics adorning the wall. This reaffirms my belief that I am quite lucky to be single.
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What the hell is wrong with German people?
This ad actually ran in a German magazine to advertise the new vibrating capability of the Ericcson T18. Please note that the device on the left is shaped like a corn cob. |
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